Probably too long for a Facebook status

 
I (state your name) ...
got dressed, brushed teeth, fed the cats, "snacked" the dog, re-stoked the woodstove, filled the wheelbarrow with firewood, brought it to the porch, stacked some by the stove to dry, opened all the curtains, took out the compost and the aluminum, scrubbed the compost dish (with baking soda & vinegar, which then went down the drain as drain cleaner), washed dishes, wiped counters, kitchen table and stove, re-wrapped a badly wrapped partial loaf of cranberry-nut bread, and returned a few misplaced odds and ends to the vicinity of their homes...

...all while drinking my first cuppa caffeine. What's so difficult about waking up in motion? Nothing.