16 December 2008

At work I hear stories III

Overheard on the bus one evening:

I wake up and she's sitting on my chest, a .357 pointed at my forehead.
She says, "Do you love me?"
I say, "More than anything!"
She says, "Are you going to stop this drinking and whoring around?"
I say, "I was thinking that just last night!"

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