"Joe" is proud of himself. He left his wife, took up with a stripper 15 years younger than himself, got her out of the clubs and into regular work, got her a G.E.D., got her off the drugs, back in good with her family, and sent her on her way. Now he's back with his wife and the ex-stripper is leading the clean life.
Heard at work today:
"Yeah, he got her off the meth and now even her teeth are growing back..."